If you've found this blog, it's probably because you're wasted. And I don't mean in the old-school sense of the word, like when you were real, real drunk in college. You probably don't drink much these days because just holding a cocktail makes your eyelids flutter. You probably haven't slept through the night for months. Your definition of early has probably shifted, from 8 a.m. to 5 a.m. And your capacity for love has probably grown exponentially. You are probably a parent. And you are most definitely tired. If you're looking for some solace, some empathy, some humor, and some good relevant reading, you're in the right place. Welcome to the club.